Oh. Yes.
Loving the bizarre parallel universe style of their conversation, plus the contemporary references (Mary Whitehouse!), plus Some Like It Hot references, and "huuuuge... tracts o' land."
“Don’t be silly, why would I have a pair of bolt-cutters?” asked Graeme, reprovingly. “I haven’t needed them since I started carrying my pocket oxy-acetylene torch.”
Of course he does!
Whatever birds had not been fast or intelligent enough to escape Bill’s dedicated stalking
*snorfle*
And you even managed a "that's what she said" joke!
*bundles self off to Part Two*
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